Chat with Hank

Agency merch for your clients, in a quick chat.

Campaign and activation merch, event swag, pitch kits and influencer or PR seeding boxes, printed to your client's brand. Use Hank for ideas and pricing while you build your pitch. No obligation.

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~3 min to brief1 business hour to proposalPrinted in Melbourne20+ years in merch
HankUsually replies instantly
New brief
G'day! I'm Hank. I'll help you put together a merch brief in about three minutes, then email you a proposal.
What it's for
First up, what's the merch for?
Ad agency
Nice, merch for a client campaign.
What we're making
What are we making? Pick as many as you like.
Tote bags, Tees
Nice mix.
How many
Roughly how many items all up? A ballpark's fine, or type a breakdown.
An example of the brief chat. It takes about 3 minutes.

How agencies use Hank

Merch for campaigns, activations, events and pitches. If it's not here, ask Hank.

Campaigns and activations

Campaign and activation merch

Brand-accurate tees, hoodies, caps and bags for a campaign or activation, so the merch feels like part of the idea, not an afterthought.

  • A white tee with a hank logo printed on the chestTeesScreen print, DTF or embroidery
  • A black hoodie with a hank logo printed on the chestHoodies & crewsScreen print, DTF or embroidery
  • A stone-coloured cap with a hank logo on the front panelCaps & beaniesEmbroidery, patches or print
Brief Hank on campaign merch →
Events and launches

Event swag and launches

Swag bags, bottles and tech for launches, conferences and trade shows. Tell Hank the date and your proposal will confirm the timing.

  • A natural cotton tote bag with a hank logo printed on the frontTote bagsScreen print or DTF
  • A white drink bottle with a hank logo printed on the sideDrink bottles & cupsEngraving or full-colour print
  • A black wireless earbuds case with a hank logo printed on the frontTechPower banks, chargers and more, printed or engraved
Conference and trade show merch →
Pitches and seeding

Pitch kits and PR seeding

Pitch kits and influencer or PR seeding boxes, packed with useful branded pieces that make the idea easy to hold and easy to share.

  • A black backpack with a hank logo on the front panelBackpacks & bagsPrint or embroidery
  • A white drink bottle with a hank logo printed on the sideDrink bottles & cupsEngraving or full-colour print
  • A black hoodie with a hank logo printed on the chestHoodies & crewsScreen print, DTF or embroidery
Brief Hank on a pitch kit →

Timing: about two weeks is normal. In a hurry? Reach out, because we've turned jobs around in 24 hours before. Printed in Melbourne and delivered to your door, anywhere in Australia.

Welcome, agencies

Use Hank while you build your pitch.

You'll get a proposal within 1 business hour, with options, pricing, timing and mock-ups on your client's brand, ready to drop straight into the pitch deck or client submission. We can send it unbranded or in your agency's name, so you can present it to your client as your own. When you're ready to produce, we print it in Melbourne.

Hank is our AI. He takes your brief and keeps things moving. Then a real person here in Melbourne, with over 20 years in merchandise, checks every proposal and signs off every print. Less admin for us means sharper prices and quicker turnarounds for you.

  • Brief in a chat, not a formHank asks one easy question at a time and takes your client's logo and any inspiration as you go. About three minutes, start to finish. Come back to the same idea when you're ready to produce.
  • Brand-accurate, with a proof firstPrint that matches the brand, and an art approval proof you sign off before anything goes into production.
  • Trade-friendly, paid on an invoiceBrief on behalf of your client, and we'll send the proposal unbranded or in your agency's name so you can present it as your own. Pay by bank transfer on an invoice. Happy to work in the background.
How it works

From chat to your door.

No add-to-cart and no checkout. Brief Hank in a quick chat, approve a proposal, sign off the proof and pay on an invoice.

Prefer email? Write to hank@hanksmerchandise.com, Mon–Fri, 9am–5pm.

  1. Brief with HankChat through what you need, how many, when and your budget. Upload artwork as you go.
  2. Get a proposalA real person checks it, then Hank emails it within 1 business hour: options, mock-ups, pricing and timing.
  3. Approve and we make itReply to approve, sign off the proof, and we print it in Melbourne and deliver it to your door.

Agency merch: your questions

Anything else? Ask Hank in the chat.

Can we use Hank for ideas and pricing while we build a pitch?

Yes. There's no obligation. You'll get a proposal within 1 business hour, with options, pricing, timing and mock-ups on your client's brand, ready to drop straight into the pitch deck or client submission. When you're ready to produce, we print it in Melbourne.

Can we brief on behalf of a client?

Yes. Tell Hank it's for a client campaign, upload their artwork, and we'll send the proposal unbranded or in your agency's name so you can present it to your client as your own. We're happy to work in the background, and we invoice the agency the usual way, by bank transfer.

Will the print match the client’s brand?

Yes. After you approve the proposal, you sign off an art approval proof showing the design on the product. Nothing is printed until you do.

Can you do campaign merch, event swag, pitch kits or seeding boxes?

Yes. Campaign and activation merch, event swag, pitch kits and influencer or PR seeding boxes are all a good fit. Tell Hank what it's for and your proposal will set out the options. For conferences and trade shows, you can also start from our conference merch page.

How long does it take?

About two weeks is normal. In a hurry? Reach out, because almost anything can be done and we've turned jobs around in 24 hours before. Tell Hank your date in the chat and your proposal will confirm the timing before you approve anything.

How do we pay?

On an invoice by bank transfer, so your accounts team can process it the proper way. There's no online checkout and no card details to enter.

Got a job in mind?
Hank's ready when you are.